My dear statistic,
I’m so glad we could meet
Like this.

What’s your cohort?
I’m Boomer myself
My demogaphic’s online,
If you’re interested.

Millennial? Too cool.
No Giorgio for you,
Or Abercrombie, then?
Red wine, not white.
Vegan I see.

Such a delightful
Subclade.

I’ve got your number.