In homage to Dorothy Parker on her birthday:
Such edge as I had
When I was a lad
Was all dissipated
As my waistline inflated
exiles child
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In homage to Dorothy Parker on her birthday:
Such edge as I had
When I was a lad
Was all dissipated
As my waistline inflated
exiles child 
A fine homage, larded with irony. You have not lost your edge. 😉
How nice of you to say that. 🙂